Upon re-reading my posts today, I should like to assure everyone that whatever ultimately I decide to do, it will definitely not involve the writing of poetry.
Be forewarned, the pay sucks and the commute is a killer, and all my (middle aged) friends will come to ogle you.
Also, they are cheap old biddies and will not press dollar bills into your hands, but will drop pennies so that they can admire you as you bend to pick them up.
Seriously, Phillip, after reading your blog, I am certain my life has changed in some small way. Thank you for sharing Ann to those who came to your life too late, and for letting us help carry your burden.
I would love to have a butler, especially one who could also defend me in court. Only joking Philip, you can certainly write a blog, I have cried and smiled at your posts. You have climbed many mountains, just one more to go and I wish you the best of everything that you decide to do with the rest of your life, you certainly deserve it.
i know of two blue whippys who are gathering their pocket money as i type...... be warned - they are very demanding, take up all the room in the bed and often roll in poo. heck - you know all of that already. do you want the job????? t x p.s - i could supply the uniform - something stylish - sequins, bows, feathers, maybe a little tartan.....
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I have always wanted a butler. Are you applying?
Be forewarned, the pay sucks and the commute is a killer, and all my (middle aged) friends will come to ogle you.
Also, they are cheap old biddies and will not press dollar bills into your hands, but will drop pennies so that they can admire you as you bend to pick them up.
Seriously, Phillip, after reading your blog, I am certain my life has changed in some small way. Thank you for sharing Ann to those who came to your life too late, and for letting us help carry your burden.
I am in awe.
Peace,
Jan
I hear Britney Spears needs some help organising her life. Something about rolled hundred dollar bills mirrors?
A butler?! I laughed and cried over your entries since my last visit. Your pictures are beautiful.
wot...the next Paul Burrell?!!!!
Rachel x
Perhaps you could get a job as a physics-teaching butler to an exorbitantly rich family with children who are home-educated?
I took a law module at college - don't suppose college or university lecturing appeals?
I would love to have a butler, especially one who could also defend me in court. Only joking Philip, you can certainly write a blog, I have cried and smiled at your posts. You have climbed many mountains, just one more to go and I wish you the best of everything that you decide to do with the rest of your life, you certainly deserve it.
Jan
i know of two blue whippys who are gathering their pocket money as i type......
be warned - they are very demanding, take up all the room in the bed and often roll in poo.
heck - you know all of that already.
do you want the job?????
t x
p.s - i could supply the uniform - something stylish - sequins, bows, feathers, maybe a little tartan.....
Tracy, re: butling uniform. Having seen Philip's profile picture I am thinking more Adam Antish than Steve Strange.
Long floppy sleeves anyone?
Philip
now look what you have done.....
grown women fighting over you.
Trashalou
i agree - Philip would look lovely as an Adam Ant butler - but he does wear sequins rather well.....
tx
Okay, okay, you two. Behave yourselves.
I never wear sequins when there's an 'R' in the month. What do you take me for?
P
Well,just a thought....what about Captain Pugwash style at least you would be comfy and could go sailing straight from work.
So does that mean the uniform will alter in May, June, July & August? Or is just okay to eat lobster. I get confused.
A good butler would know.
I never said I would be a 'good' butler.
P
the whippys are not so sure that they want a bad butler......
they think they will just keep you as uncle p xx
tx
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