2008

'Knock, Knock on Wood.'

Another Laphroig, I think. Back in a moment.

Now, everything that has happened... Everything (from the disappearance of little Madeleine to the assasination of Benazir Bhutto) happened last year. Will 2008 be any better?

We are a selfish lot, we humans.

I should love to have been given a time machine for Christmas. The things I could do! The lives I could save.

Not Ann's, of course. You can't pop up out of the blue and shoot cancer dead before it triggers it's deadly body belt.

'Baggy Trousers'. Madness.

Oh God! Not fucking McCartney again!